>                 Rebel couple put judges in tailspin
>                     RUTH GLEDHILL
>
>
>  BALLROOM dancing may never be the same again. Judges
>  have reacted with horror and warned of anarchy after
>  Andrew Sinkinson, the national champion, committed the
>  ultimate in sartorial solecisms in the United Kingdom
>  championships at Bournemouth.
>
>  Sinkinson, 33, who is known for his rebellious nature since
>  he introduced some controversial new steps into his dancing
>  two years ago, abandoned the traditional tail suit with dress
>  shirt, studs and white bow tie that have been worn for a
>  century or more.
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"But you _can't_ win the Pan-Pacific Grand Prix by dancing your own
steps!"
-- .oooO .oooO Scott David Weitzenhoffer ( ) ( ) email: two-left-feet@uiuc.edu \ ( \ ( www: http://www.physics.uiuc.edu/~weitzen/ \_) \_)"And yesterday the planet seemed to be going so well..." -- Arthur