The ad is... hmmmm, how should I say this... "a study in perspective."
Imagine a background comprised of a full moon... located at root-level
between a bunch of (badly cropped) palm trees which are floating in midair.
Then add floating dancers (she in a 50's dress and he in a suit jacket),
silhouetted in the full moon.  Below this, type:
     Hawaiian Night
     Saturday August 3
     6:00 - 9:00 p.m.
     LINCOLN SQUARE MALL(by
     HERBERGER'S STORE)
     AD funded by SORF
     Free Admission
     Attire: Colorful, Flowered Shirt With White or Dark Pants,
             Floral Blouse & Skirt or Dress, Lei
     No shorts, bare feet, bare midriff
Hey, are we still brainstorming for new ideas?  If so, I say we add this
gem to the list of official DI Field Trips.  I think the UIUC Ballroom
Dance Club would love it if 150 Dancing Illini members crashed their dance
wearing nothing but grass Hula skirts & split-coconut bikini tops, courtesy
of Dallas and Co.   :-)   :-)
Scott, can we afford to have a truck full of sand delivered?
Mark "Will they play any Don Ho?" Balzer