SOC: Docudrama . . .

Matthew P. Johnson (mpjohnso@ALUMNI.CALTECH.EDU)
Wed, 28 May 1997 17:15:32 -0700

MEN!

Have you _tried_ washing that pink stuff out of your hair?

Are you _frustrated_ with you current shampoo?

Try LEMON FRESH JOY with the *new* triple acting formula to cut
grease faster! Not only will it get that difficult grease out of your
hair, but it will make you smell like a lemon too! (And you don't have
to soak overnight!)

LEMON FRESH JOY - for Actors like You!

Try it on your dishes too - it works wonders!

This has been a paid production of JOY(R) amd MAPS(Men Against Pink Stuff).

Matthew ;)

"Always do right. This will gratify some people, and astonish the rest." MT