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For just the price of being in the right place at the right time, you can play a thrilling, exciting new game. The stakes are high. The odds are low. The notion of "consent" never enters into it.
If you're the kind of person who hates security, you'll love
Do you have a steady job? A constant place to live? A nice home with people and animals who love you and aren't declawed? Do you see washed up people on the streets and in half-way houses and look upon their care-free, exciting lives with envy? Are you jealous of shiftless people who look for brand new apartments every year? Do you hear your cow-orkers bitching about their slum-lords and wish you could join in?
Well now you can, if you play
That's right, for absolutely no effort on your part, you too can live in a fabulous place with fabulous landlords just long enough to get that nasty feeling of.... security. And, just when it's almost unbearable -- you can spin the wheel for a thrilling, heart-stopping game of
The building you live in will go on the market. Random individuals will traipse through your abode daily with minimal notice [fine print: Urbana law requires 24 hrs notice, sorry, it's more exciting in areas with no such laws (like Champaign)]! After several weeks, your apartment will be in the hands of a complete stranger! Your contract is still good to term, but after that... Well, it's all part of the excitement of
Will the new owner keep it as a rental property, or restore your Victorian to its original 1930's floor plan, complete with the scullery entrance beside the cellar door, to live in himself? Will he reword the contract "no pets" thus evicting your cats? Or will he simply require that cats be declawed, like some local landlords do, and require a doctors certification of declawing for the cats to stay? Maybe he'll jack up the rent! Maybe he'll take his time responding to maintenance problems, or not respond at all! Maybe he'll vie for the 1st place spot at the Tenant Union, beating the landlord who rented a furnished apartment with mushrooms growing on the sofa! Wager your security deposit -- will you win any of it back? You certainly won't win more! It could all happen for you, in the game of
It's not a fast paced game. It's not over quickly. It'll have you on pins and needles for whole weeks at a time! Your productivity at work will suffer as you relish the feeling of being totally out of control. You may lose your job! The excitement could be so great that you'll be tempted to mistreat your family, your friends, and yes -- even Fluffy. You might just lose everything -- who knows? Whatever happens happens, and it's all part of the fun of
Start your game today!